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BlackBridge the Magnificent!

When BlackBridge the Magnificent imbibes the mystical Seattle Java blend, he becomes prophetic, and his brain wanders forward through time.

In this state, he sees things that have yet to come, and intones them so that we may write them down and code 'em up into HTML. Or something.

Here are some of his devastatingly clear and accurate predictions for the future:

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